1meowthumbMEOWING ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE
A Collection of Short Fiction and Prose by Robert Emmett
(2014,  164 pages, Paperback & Ebook )


Robert Emmett creates odd but familiar worlds and fills them with a bizarre cast of characters attempting the impossible. His stories come from the fringes of reality, sometimes evoking a dreamlike feeling, other times a sharply focused reflection of the world around us– hilarious and spooky, absurd and authentic.

“Place all beverages on a flat surface, and sallow whatever you’re eating or drinking before you begin reading… you’re liable to lose it if you don’t.”
~ Ted Atoka (Fiammetta’s Dream)
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“A book that Philip K. Dick could have written. Meowing on the Answering Machine… displays a twisted sense of humor, as well as outrage at the surreal qualities of what we call reality.  Festooned with pen-and-ink illustrations, this book has exactly one story about a cat…” ~Tessa B. Dick

This book is crammed full of bizarre and fascinating thought provoking, thoroughly enjoyable short stories and ridiculously hilarious (in a subtle, subversive way). There is a remote chance the author is only slightly deranged. But I make you no promises.
~Sherry Carroll

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