OK! This is turning into a rather large project now, here are all TEN of them. I have a few more up my sleeve still, so stay tuned.
Each of these is a scene from a story from my collection, MEOWING ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE, which is available absolutely everywhere, in paperback and ebook. Folks who have read it and still maintain the ability to communicate are giving it rave reviews! Saying things like, “This looks like a real book!” and “Stay crunchy in milk!”
All the cool kids are doing it!!! Get your copy today!!!
Personification walks in and says she’s never felt quite real.
She can tell the future, but she can’t tell it much. Time won’t listen. Throw grenades at the clowns who chug tequila. Put your mug into his hand so he can really feel you.
Watermelon fruit nuts, I still don’t have to peel you. Comb your spigot and spit it at the ant can’t shine.
Absolution in tin cans, free boarding toxic constants, consultants to your kidneys, living in somebody else now.
Crab fray, a shellfish knockdown at absolutely no cost to you and for no reason whatsoever.
Puzzled, they mixed up your face. Your eyes point out from different angles in your head, making it impossible to discern anything. Bad split screen out of focus 3-D, and you forgot the glasses.
Chinese washtub soundtrack, a fuzzy theater transforms your lungs into someone else’s point of view. Strangulation in the ribcage on the screen. All they could do is watch.
© Robert Emmett McWhorter